I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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