google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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