loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
vagina is talking i cant
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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