That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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