I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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