Whod you bang
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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