Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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