He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
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