you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i just google imaged poop.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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