K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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