My friends, they love my intelligence
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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