dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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