bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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