I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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