White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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