These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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