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You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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