Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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