Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
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