it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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