did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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