This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Randomize
