She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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