At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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