i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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