am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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