If you die in college, do you die in real life?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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