East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
