It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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