do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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