i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
There r osticjed everywhere
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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