Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
