I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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