No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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