Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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