She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
home. puking in laundry basket.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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