Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
you inspire me to be a worse person
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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