when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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