come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I came so hard my ears popped.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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