it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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