Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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