The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
When are your genitals available?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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