i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
he puts the penis in happiness.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
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