so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
this just has baby written all over it
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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