i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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