did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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