i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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