Christians are straight up FREAKS
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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