Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
