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(805): View more from California

peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.

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(678): View more from Georgia

I stuck it in and pulled it out

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Did she like it?

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She giggled?

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She liked it

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(302): View more from Delaware

It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it

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(330): View more from Ohio

No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way

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(919): View more from North Carolina

They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch

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(727): View more from Florida

So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.

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