problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I want to make a zoo with you.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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