its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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